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Day 69 (teehee): CHUCK NORRIS

10 Mar

I think it is a testament to how amazingly legendary Chuck Norris is that he was born on the 69th day of the year. I mean, of course. And then God saw that it was good. And he declared it International Day of Awesomeness. It’s true. I checked.

Technically, in human years, Chuck Norris is 71 today. It is a known fact, however, that Chuck Norris doesn’t age, he just gets more and more lethal. Also, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death is just too afraid to let him know. In any case, I made Chuck Norris a birthday card.

Here he is, half-Texas ranger, half-black-belt karate master, applying violence to his cake because Chuck Norris does not blow out birthday candles. He roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Also, Chuck Norris is the only person who can have his cake and eat it too. So happy 71st, Chuck Norris. And to everybody else, Happy International Day of Awesomeness!

See you tomorrow!